May 2013
how the fuck do some girls get boyfriends so easily like wtf do you just create them in your basement or what
becomfortablewithwhoyouare:
My favourite song at...
You: "Everybody shut up." *picks up phone* "Hey mum."
Friend1: "HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Friend2: "come back to bed"
Friend3: *various sex noises*
Friend4: "tell her I said hi"
Friend5: "Aye! Pass The Weed."
Friend 6: *blasting out curse words*
Friend 7: "PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON"
i’m like 97% sure i’d be the best girlfriend ever but no one will ever know
